Like Simon, the Jedi Council says
BAMBINO, THE SEXUAL SUPER DONKEY, AND I, DARTH RODSTER WITH THE FLAMING, GIANT AND LONG LIGHT SABER, HAVE DECIDED THAT THE UK AND EUROPE ARE NOT READY FOR US BOTH AT THE SAME TIME. HOWEVER, NEXT YEAR, THE EARTH WILL SHAKE, THE SUN WILL BECAME BLACK AND WOMEN`S FACES WILL TURN RED. OOOOOOHHHH , YESSSS, IT WILL ALL HAPPEN AS WE WILL MAKE SURE FOR THE FORCE TO BE WITH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU WOMEN, MARRIED OR NOT!!!!!. THE FORCE IS WITH US. REMEMBER…*FEAR LEADS TO EXCITEMENT, EXCITEMENT LEADS TO PASSION, PASSION LEADS TO SEX, AND SEX LEADS TO US.*
THE JEDI COUNCIL
posted by SoulProvider at 1:17 AM
4 Comments:
Will you both be able to visit california. I would to see if the mighty sword is indeed almighty!!
Sorry for the typo, I ment Love to see
Bambino... super donkey? ja!
Darth Rodster... giant saber? ja ja!
I know this guys, and the "force" left them a long time ago. The truth is that their "light sabers" are decomposed. That's what I heard form some girls in the neighbourhood.
Not everything is about coitus, sometimes Cosality brings you and transport you to new and better levels. Toungue, hands, whispers and a caring touch might eclipse a light saber to bring along new feelings. The force was and is strong on these two, as I sence it is with you. As a friend, thanks for your comment, i will certainly look into the truth of Bambino and Darth Rodster...
Live long and prosper ( a Vulcan saying)
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